It looks like everyone and their mother was invited to some sort of Inaugural Ball last night except for me and anyone else that doesn’t fellate for a living. Hell even Heather Graham was invited to a ball, and I’m pretty sure that she was invited just to be the “hot chick” at the party.

And what’s up with guys making stupid faces when they get their pic taken with Heather Graham? You don’t have a shot in hell, but at least act like you have some game.

h/t Disco Lemonade for this pic for a New Year’s party.