
You know you’ve officially “arrived” when you can go to jail for rape, get a tattoo on your face, bite a man’s ear off, and still get chicks to sit on your lap.
And so goes the saga of Mike Tyson and this girl’s poor father who upon seeing this photo probably contemplated a nice nap in the garage with the car running. It’s parenting 101, if your daughter grows up and willingly poses for pictures like this, you’ve failed.