Is this why people play soccer fake football? Now that I know the secret I’m just going to head down to the Virgin Islands with a soccer ball in tow and go all Pele on everyone’s ass.

Seriously though, does this only work on the washed up models? I’ve never been a fan of Eva, and I wouldn’t complain if she covered up her face with some clown makeup. I guess what I’m saying is I really like the shot of her getting into the boat, and the one where she’s standing to the left of the ball.