Over the past month or so there have been rumors circulating that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are planning to try out the whole parenthood thing. I mean it makes sense right? Another kid that Papa Joe can put under his management belt and pad his bank account with.

Well, enter these pictures from some chili cook off that Jessica performed at. One look at this outfit, and any idiot can figure out that Jessica is either eating too many burritos or she’s preggers. That double belt shit isn’t fooling anyone, this isn’t the eighties.

But the real dead give away is the fact that she’s wearing “Mom Jeans”. Sure, you could argue that she was trying to fit in with the chili cook off crowd, but I highly doubt it. She’s just not savvy enough to think like that.

Oh, and I’ve never seen a singer look like they want to blow a microphone so bad.