Man Dies After Sex Act Goes Wrong

A security guard accidentally suffocated himself in an autoerotic accident, an inquest heard.

Ralph Santiago, 31, was found dead in the men’s toilets of the building he worked wearing Wellington boots, a wetsuit and gas mask.

His body was found by a colleague at about 7am on Tuesday, July 22, last year, lying on the floor with a gas canister nearby.

Further rubber/latex outfits were found in Mr Santiago’s car and in the ladies’ toilets of his workplace at Aquis House in Blagrave Street, Reading.

The evening before he died Mr Santiago printed off information from the internet explaining how inhaling “poppers” (legal chemicals used to stimulate a sexual high) via a gas mask can cause arousal.

At an inquest into his death Berkshire coroner Peter Bedford explained Mr Santiago had only worked at Aquis House for one day before he died.

This post is really a public service announcement. I just want to remind you guys that the next time the new guy shows up for the first day of work with a wet suit, gas mask, and a pair of Wellingtons you should call in sick the next day. If you don’t take a sick day, nine times out of ten you’re going to end up being the one who discovers him dead and your going to have to sit through a horrible Q & A session with the police.

Was his dick in his hand when you found him? Did you think it was strange that he came to work dressed as Scuba Steve? What size bra does your wife wear?

All of these things can create unwanted stress in your life, but remember it can be avoided.