I just unloaded my entire checking account, my overdraft line, and the spare tire in my car on the Steelers. Sorry Arizona but it’s like John Madden says, the team the scores the most points usually wins, and it’s a known fact that you can’t win if you can’t score. So Kurt & Co., enjoy the pregame warm ups and the Super Bowl experience, but you’re in Tampa for the same reason I’m watching the game. The 12 minute Springsteen concert at half-time.

In all seriousness though, when the Steelers are up 28-0 at the half, Roger Goodell should do the world a favor, cancel the third quarter, and just have the Boss rock out for a full hour instead.