Just to recap the Super Bowl, it was a great game, the Cardinals were what we thought they were, the Boss brought his crotch into your living room, and Doritos dominated the commercial scene. Other than that, there isn’t much to say about the game, other than the fact that thousands of Cardinals were treated to some free porn (NSFW vid of the incident)

P.S. That was IMO the best half time show since Nipplegate. The title of this post actually refers to the video above. Now, get back to nursing that hang over.