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Is it already that time of year? It’s like 7 degrees out and people are already writing shit about getting in shape for the Spring. Personally I prefer to get in shape for the Summer during the Spring. But that’s neither here nor there, and if you want a funny perspective on exercise, read this post.

But what I’m really here to talk about is the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. Specifically the plug that reads “Is he normal down there? Shape, size, skin tone…What’s weird, what’s not.”

Now could you imagine something like this being on the cover of a men’s rag? “Is she normal down there? Meat curtains, smell, color…Should you dome it or not dome it?”. It would probably never happen, so I thought I put together a short list for you.

Always dome it if…

  • It looks like something you could parasail with.
  • You don’t like the results of the “dip and sniff test”.
  • It looks like a ravioli that has been in boiling water for twenty minutes.
  • It’s any shade of blue or green.
  • You paid for it.
  • Oh, and here are some more Marisa Miller pics…

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