raptors ahead

Over the past week, construction signs across the country have fallen victim to a group of slick pranksters. Signs that would normally read “construction ahead”, have been hacked to display a couple of quirky messages. The one pictured above, is located in Indiana (home of a certain famous former IU cheerleader). What I find amazing was not the fact that there were no Raptors on the loose, but the fact that the sign remain unchanged for three days. This tells me that people either believed that there were Raptors on the run, or the DPW is extremely lazy in Indiana. Being a former DPW guy, I can tell you that it was probably the latter.

Now if I was in charge of tampering with such a sign, I’d go with a totally different angle….

  • John, I want a divorce.
  • Mary, I’m having an affair.
  • Caution: automobiles ahead.
  • Final Exit
  • And the ever venerable DonChavez.com