A-Roid Admits He Took Steroids

Turns out that A-Rod has admitted to talking steroids for three years while playing for the Texas Rangers, but claims that his Yankee years have been clean. I believe that as much as I believe that he’s never banged Madonna, he’s a great father, and he’s the games greatest playoff clutch hitter.

Via the Bristol Sports Mafia

“Overall, I felt a tremendous pressure to play, and play really well” in Texas, the New York Yankees third baseman said. “I had just signed this enormous contract I felt like I needed something, a push, without over-investigating what I was taking, to get me to the next level.

“I am sorry for my Texas years. I apologize to the fans of Texas.”

Rodriguez, who joined the Yankees for the 2004 season after a trade from Texas, said “all my years in New York have been clean.”

You hear that New York? He felt the pressure to play well when he went to Texas, so he took steroids. But when he went to New York, not so much, so he’s opted to stay clean. And by clean I’m sure he’s implying steroid free, because putting any part of your body in Madonna’s vagene is not clean living by any means.