Does Staten Island know how to party or what? This is just a regular Monday afternoon and look how the whole neighborhood drops what they’re doing at the drop of a hat and a dance party breaks out in the street. Think you’d see that happen in Brooklyn? Not a chance.

The real perk to these random street parties is the guy to girl ratio, which I think is around 1 to 5. By my calculation, the Guido has got a 75% chance of getting laid based on the fact that he can dance in work boots, and his wife beater doesn’t have any spaghetti stains on it.