Don Chavez

Via Tampabay.com

TAMPA — Sheriff’s deputies are seeking a Tampa woman they say illegally injected silicone and saline into two women’s buttocks.

Lindsay Sharhonda L. Lindsay, 32, of 9827 Blue Palm Way, left, was not licensed when she administered the cosmetic enhancements on Jan. 29, according to Sheriff’s spokesman J.D. Callaway.

Lindsay met the women, Andrea Nicole Lee, 30, and Zakiya Thema Teagle, 33, at Lee’s home, 7907 Savanah Palm Place in Tampa, where the victims agreed to pay Lindsay to inject them with Hydrogel and saline solution, Callaway said.

Lee paid $500 for 40 injections, Callaway. And Teagle paid $250 for 20 injections.

I blame one ass, and one ass only for this horrendous crime. Kim Kardashian. Everyone knows that the going rate for cosmetic silicone ass injections is $2,000 for 40 injections, but these two woman got duped because they wanted to have the Kardashian affect.

And for all the ladies out there that are wondering what the secret is to getting a cheap fat ass, I’ll spill the beans right now. Lots of McD’s and couch time. Don’t waste your money on expensive ass injections when you can get the same affect in one month for $180 in value meals.