BATTLE CREEK, Mich.—A Michigan zoo is hosting an exotic, erotic afternoon on Valentine’s Day, when consenting adults will get an unabashed look at how wild animals make babies.

WWMT-TV says the $50-per-couple, adults-only event at Binder Park Zoo — dubbed “Zoorotica” — is sold out and there’s even a waiting list.

Visitors will receive champagne, hors d’oeuvres, a video presentation and a guided tour, including the homes of snow leopards, giraffes, zebras and various primates and reptiles. Some stops will be areas not usually open to the public.

I’d love to see what the divorce rate is going to be with this group of people that attend this for Valentine’s Day. I’m going to go with 95% because there’s nothing worse than surprising your lady on Valentine’s Day with a nice glass of champagne, some microwaved crab rangoons, and a walking tour of animals fucking.

Just in case you’re wondering why I went with 95%, it’s because there’s probably going to be that one couple that didn’t read the ad carefully and thought they signed up for a zoo themed swingers party. He’ll be dressed in a Polar Bear costume, and she’ll be in all leopard print. You won’t be able to miss them.