The premise of this story is simple. A guy is in his apartment enjoying some erotica with the sound up too loud. His neighbor hears a woman screaming for help, so he grabs a sword, goes upstairs, kicks the door down and holds the sword out asking where the girl was.

He then proceeds to make the poor guy open up every closet to prove that he wasn’t holding a woman hostage.

Newsflash, when you bust down someones door and you catch them with porn on the TV and their dick in their hand, I think it’s safe to say that you owe someone an apology.

On the flipside, kudos to the other guy for telling the reporter that there was no way this would deter him from watching porn. After all, what he’s really telling you is that he’s a man of commitment. Granted it’s a commitment to his porn stash, but dammit it he’s committed.