Paris Hilton is the only person I know that throws a party to celebrate throwing a birthday party. She turns 28 tomorrow, and this weekend she decided to kick things off with a bash at Club Paris, or as she calls it, home.

Simon Rex, aka Dirt Nasty, aka will tug on film for cash, enlightened the crowd with his rap skills, while a gang of Oompa Loompas worked over the ladies in attendance.

No word on whether or not Paris will be throwing a party tonight to celebrate the fact that it’s the 16th day of February.