If I’m this guy I wouldn’t be telling this story on camera, I’d take the show on the road. That’s right, I’d travel from bar to bar telling the greatest story of manliness ever. You know, that time I killed a bear with a stick. And every time I’d tell the story, the stick would get small and smaller, until I reach California at which point I would tell everyone that I used Jedi mind tricks to kill a bear.