
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – A woman was complaining of a headache Thursday morning, but police say her tightly-woven hair weave kept it from being much worse.
Detectives say a bullet, allegedly fired at her by her ex-boyfriend, became lodged in her hair.
How’s that for a sales pitch? Hair weaves will not only make you look sexy, but they’ll also protect you from a jaded lover’s gun fire.
Before you know it, gangbangers will be turning in their flak jackets for body hair weaves. So don’t be surprised if you see a bunch of Chewbacca looking mother fuckers strolling around your neighborhood.
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