The motorboat is a timeless tradition usually involving alcohol, but always involving a pair of breasts. In the ideal situation, you want to use natural breast, as it easier to achieve a fart like noise as you exhale forcefully against the breasts. Also, as a courtesy to the lady, try to be clean shaven so as not to leave her chest with a case of secondary razor burn.

So in the spirit of all that is horny, funny, and available on Youtube, I’ve put together a gallery of motorboat videos for you to enjoy after the break. No rankings, no descriptions, just dudes buring their faces in cleavage.

Bonus: Some dude motorboating two midget chicks, just because I’m weird like that today.