The Ladies Of The Oscars (In Pictures)

The Oscars are this Sunday, and while my chick will be watching this fiasco like it’s the Super Bowl, I could care less. Throw in a wardrobe malfunction and you’ll get my attention, but even that I’ll like catch up on through this neat invention called the Internet. Rumor has it that it’s a cool way to see what everyone wore, who won, and who fucked up without having to listen to the speeches, watch commercials, etc.

What a novel idea.

So I thought I would cut through the bullshit and give you guys what you really want. A picture gallery of the nominees for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress. From my understanding, the Best Supporting Actress is required to do a naked lap around the Kodak Theater if she wins. It’s Hollywood’s best kept secret, and I just spoiled it for everyone.

Any who, check out how Oscar is the man when it comes to censoring nipples, after the break.

Best Actress

Anne Hathaway (+160)