Don Chavez

Okay, here’s my Oscar round-up, then we can put this bitch to bed.

Hugh “loves to” Jackman loves musicals. Beyonce sucks at lip syncing. Sean Penn is a suffering bastard that forgot to thank his wife. Mickey Rourke needs a new dog. Someone needs to squash Ryan Seacrest like a bug on your kitchen floor. Heath Ledger is dead and still makes chicks wet. Nobody’s nipple fell out.

Oh and one last thing. Give Natasha Henstridge and award for that cleavage. Damn.

A shit ton of pics of people who are bitching about only having three homes because of the bad economy, after the break.