Don Chavez

Two woman from Portland, Oregon have settled with the city for $50k each, stemming from an encounter with former police officer John Wood. After an extensive investigation, it seems that officer Wood pulled the ladies over and threatened to arrest them for drunk driving unless they showed him their panties. Naturally, they obliged, then reported the incident.

This story is pretty amazing because when you think about it, it’s like an episode of SFW porn. If you ask me, these chicks got hosed. They should have lied and said that they had to show their vagene, and it probably would have been worth another $100k each. Suckers.

If anyone finds pics of these chicks, send them in. I think we’d all like to see if these brauds were worth getting fired over. My gut instinct says that they weren’t.