Don Chavez

Tila Tequila was spotted outside of Mr. Chow the other night, and I’m not sure how that’s news/photo worthy. She’s a girl that’s famous for holding the record for most lifetime clicks of the “add friend” button on Myspace. In other words, she’s a really big deal and even got a TV show because so many people fap to her.

Personally, I couldn’t imagine hanging out with that face for more than ten minutes, and I’m just talking about having it on my computer screen. That mug has Hulu commercial written all over it…”We’re aliens!!!!!”

Any who, with a little bit of brown bag magic, I turned Tila Vodka Tequila into a hot chick.