Don Chavez

Carmen Electra hosted some shitty event last week. She attended it wearing a trashy outfit. Her tits and ass looked phenomenal. She then probably went home and banged some dude that weighs a buck thirty-five soaking wet, has 95 tattoos, 34 piercings, and a dog named Toto.

While she was doing this you were probably on the couch, in your underwear, eating Cheetohs. Lucky you.