I’ve always wanted to corner the search engine results for the keywords “snow porn” and “snow penis”, and today looks like it’s the day. Just so you know, the inspiration for this post came from the giant snow storm that just bitch slapped me, and the piss I took this morning.

I was standing there thinking, wouldn’t it be great to go outside and horrify people by building giant snow dongs through out the city today. Then I realized that I’d rather make snow boobs, but those really look more like snow banks. Then I thought I could get some spray paint and just draw boobs in the snow, but then it hit me that all of this requires being outside, and it’s just too damn cold.

So instead, my readers get a gallery of snow porn that I collected from the Internet. Oh, and if your boss catches you looking at it and claims that you were looking at porn, you turn around and slap him with a sexual harassment suit. After all, these photos are of the way that the snow naturally fell to the ground. It’s the pervert’s mind that makes these things dirty.