Don Chavez

If this isn’t the dislocated foot version of a flop, I don’t know what is. Any trained soccer player knows how to temporarily dislocate a limb in hopes of drawing a penalty on their opponent, and this is no exception.

Oh, and what’s up with the lame lead up to the injury by the announcer? “It’s a wet and soggy field, but that won’t keep the players from giving it their all.” Really, because I thought that when it rains, most people are like “Fuck it, I’m not trying. It’s too wet out.”

I do this all the time during football season when it rains. Instead of firing up the grill, I’m like “Fuck it, I’m just buying sandwiches and bringing them to the tailgate.” Shit, I guess the announcer was right.