LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) – A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary’s county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police.
I blame this on lazy porn watching. Everyone knows that these two clowns meant to build a drilldo, but instead decided to put a dildo on jigsaw. Well guess what asshole, saw blades can cut through plastic!
So who gets the blame here? The guy for building it, or the chick for letting him use it? All I know is that this guy should disappear. As soon as this chick is walking again, she’s going to be coming after him with the very same device and it’s not going to be pretty.