If it’s possible for the beach to catch the Herp, consider it done. Paris Hilton was there, and I don’t think there’s any way possible to disinfect the sands of the Hawaii shores after being within six feet of her vagene.

There was a time when Paris was actually hot, and people wanted to bang her. But when you look at her now it’s impossible not to see someone who is a cesspool for Hollywood dicks. A very rich one at that.