Don Chavez

I don’t know if any of you guys are fans of Cougars, but if so there’s no way you don’t catch The Real Housewives every now and then to see what an 18 year old tit looks like on a 50 year old woman.

In this season of Orange County version of the show, they spiced things up by throwing in the 30 year old gold digger Gretchen Rossi. The short of it is that she was engaged to a terminally ill multimillionaire, and at the end of the season there were accusations that it was just a front. In other words, she was just being paid to take care of him and they weren’t actually engaged, all of which she refuted.

Now there’s real controversy brewing with Jay Photoglou, who claims that he was dating Gretchen Rossi all along. He says she took care of her “fiance” during the day, and at night he got to play “Who’s your daddy?” with her.

Now there’s speculation that Jay is gay and wants to bang Slade of “Date this douchebag’s Ex-girlfriend” television fame, while others just say that Gretchen is a straight up gold digger.

So as Ron Popeil would say, but wait there’s more! Radar also has a recording from a 911 call where Jay claims that Gretchen tried to commit suicide by taking pills. Gretchen then gets on the phone and says that it’s a complete fabrication, and sounds genuine.

So what’s the verdict? If you ask me, they’re both bat shit crazy. You’d be a fool to think that Gretchen isn’t a money grubbing Cougar in training, and that Jay isn’t a psychotic ex-boyfriend of hers. Regardless, I’d bet 2-1 that they have been and continue to be fuck buddies.