There’s bad plastic surgery and then there’s Lisa Rinna bad plastic surgery. I’ll give her credit for getting all Cougared up with the inflatable chest, but those lips are just God awful. Too bad they can’t make lip collagen like Reebok pumps so she could deflate those puppies a little bit. Those lips are so bad, she’d be better off having an inverted nipple transplanted onto her mouth. I’m serous, and I’ll prove it after the break.