Don Chavez

Well this was quite the conundrum. A baby was born in China with an extra penis on it’s back. The extra manhood was removed, but this story got me thinking about the pros on cons of having an extra wang.

The first upside to this is the fact that if you find yourself in the company of two fine ladies, there wouldn’t be an issue with someone feeling left out. One lady takes the front, the other the back, and everyone’s happy.

The real selling point on keeping wang numero dos, is the fact that you could bang fat and ugly chicks without looking at them. That’s just straight out amazing. Do you know how much more enjoyable and debaucherous the collegiate experience would be if you didn’t have to actually look at the fat chicks you banged?

Now the downside. Let’s face it, you’ve got a dick on back! How do you hide that? And what if it ends up being huge? You’ll look like Quasimodo and there’s no way to hide it. There’s no way you wear a t-shirt in public, because they’ll lock you up for public indecency.

There’s no way that high school could be a good experience when you have a dick on your back. When you’re at the prom dancing with your date and she starts rubbing up on you, how are you going to hide the fact that you’ve got an erection creeping out of the back of your collar? That’s just down right embarrassing.

Last of all, you’d be hit with a sexual harassment lawsuit every time you turn your back on a co-worker. Imagine that, I mean you say good bye and walk out of a room and the next thing you know, your ass is in HR.

Overall, I guess the doctors made the correct decision in remove Wang’s second wang. After all, the sweatshops don’t pay by the dick, they pay by the sneaker.