Where can I get a set of these fake tits? I want to go grocery shopping with these things on, just to scare the shit out of everyone.

Wait, is this a scarf? They could be onto something here. This would be a great way to smuggle booze into a sporting event. Security would be so distracted by the fake titty scarf, that they wouldn’t even realize that inside of it are six warm cans of Natty Ice.