In off season acquisition news, Clay ‘Buckwild’ Buchholz has moved on from Penthouse Pet Erica Ellyson, to Deal or No Deal briefcase model Lindsay Clubine. He’s moved on so much, that they’re actually engaged. It’s like the perfect marriage of D-Listdom!

Now you probably remember Clay made an appearance here for his poolside antics, as well as for that time he was keeping all the bitches away from Wade Boggs. But it looks like he’s full comitted to Lindsay now, and he’s even shut down his Myspace page. What gives?

All I know is that for a guy with who has made an All-Star team, he crushes pussy like it’s a low and inside pitch to David Ortiz.