Don Chavez

Fraternity pledging has allegedly been taken to a whole new level at the University of Nebraska, where Sigma Chi fraternity which has been suspended for hazing. According to court documents the fraternity allowed a stripper to use a vibrator to anally penetrate a fraternity pledge during an initiation party.

Documents unsealed Tuesday in Lancaster County District Court show UNL police began investigating the local chapter after a former pledge told police in February that repeated hazing incidents — including one in which he was assaulted with a vibrator — had taken a toll on his well-being.

The pledge alleged he and others had been subjected to hazing from October through early 2009 as part of the initiation process into the fraternity.

He said pledges were, among other things, verbally assaulted in what was billed as a “character-building” activity and forced to drink shots of Tabasco sauce and vodka until they vomited. They also were ordered to leap-frog each other around the fraternity house while being pelted with ice, wet paper towels and toilet paper by older members in an exercise called “Busy as a Bee.”

Listen, I can’t speak from experience, but I think the only thing that will have more of toll on someone’s well-being (than getting a vibrator taken to their hoop) is going to the police and having your name attached to said incident in police reports and newspaper columns.

As far as the other Fraternity activities, you’re damn right they were character building. How else are you supposed to know how to treat the incoming pledges the following semester, unless the current brothers show you how?

WTF chocolate starfish story of the day – Journal Star

What do you do when you’re a hockey player, and the ref won’t let you beat the shit out of your opponent? Fight the ref obviously.

The Houston Texans held cheerleading tryouts. Yay! Fortunately, they are not trying to put the “ton” back into “Houston”, and a couple of beauties are sure to make the squad.

I have hand picked these photos from a crop of over 50, which you can find here. Enjoy.

The best test answer ever – Holy Taco
The greatest public access video ever – Manofest
Clever Top Gun remake – Blog of Hilarity
Cali hottie Alexis Lopez – Uncoached
Amanda Bynes and her stems – Dirty Rotten Whore
Alektra Blue and her monster cleavage – On 205th
Colt David’s sister has nice implants – Busted Coverage
Abi Titmuss in Nuts Magazine – Use My Computer
Czech stunner Iveta – Salty Milk
Michelle Rodriguez did a photo shoot – Camel Tap
Sexy dance FAIL – Totally Crap
She will break you – EHOWA
Some major sideboob from Lohan – NS4W
Margot is a very busty girl – Co-Ed Magazine
Some scary/funny cakes – Funtasticus
Beer funnel goes wrong. Very wrong! – Kontraband

I’m not surprised in the least bit. I mean look at this crew, they have “We Love Penis” written all over them.