Don Chavez

Is there anything Elle Macpherson can’t do? The woman is incredible, and probably the hottest 45 year old woman ever to make you wish you were a bicycle seat.

I think this one classifies as a motorcycle fail. Don’t you? I’m stilling trying to figure out why people do this shit, I mean there’s no money involved. It’s like my bookie always says, “anything worth doing for free, ain’t worth doin’”.

Remember how your Grandpa said he was going down to Florida to watch the Sox play during Spring Training? He lied.

Lisa “The Lip” Rinna has once again posed nude for Playboy. I’ve inspected the pics, and I’ve confirmed that she is trying to start some sort of “bring back bush” movement. At first, I thought it was a political statement on behalf of W, but in reality it’s more like a “the economy sucks and I can’t afford to pay for a Brazilian bikini wax” movement.

See the NSFW Lisa Rinna Playboy pics here before they are removed in 5, 4, 3…

Christina Aguilera shows off her nipple piercings – Totally Crap
Miss California believes in the opposite kind of marriage – Holy Taco
Sarah Connor sexy photo shoot – Use My Computer
Boobies, boobies & boobies – HGOM
Oh look, cute squirrels. WTF!- Blog of Hilarity
Yummy, Caprice Bourret – Funtasticus
Check out this Hungarian chick – On 205th
Hottest cartoon chicks of all time – Manofest
When strippers attack – Uncoached
Koena Mitra makes holding a phone look sexy – Camel Tap
Carlie Christine named Cyber Girl of the month – Busted Coverage
Honor system fail – Tasty Booze
Awkward moments in NFL draft history – Next Round
Ms. Pestova is naked on the couch. – Salty Milk
An honest first date – Kontraband
Pornstars at the XRCO awards – Dirty Rotten Whore
Melissa and her itchy bikini – Co-Ed Magazine
A shotgun wedding – With Leather
Man beheads horse, feeds it to dogs – Afrojacks
Quite the foxy pic – EHOWA
Mel Gibson’s new bitch is hot – NS4W