Don Chavez

Kuala Lumpur, May 5 (ANI): A secretary reportedly bit off her boss’ penis accidentally while performing oral sex in a car.

According to Sin Chew Daily and China Press, the 30-year-old woman was performing the sex act when the car, she and her boss were in, was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the reversing van caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The incident took place in a Singapore park, and to make matters worse, the woman’s husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said that he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently,” the Star Online quoted the investigator as saying.

“After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that it was the first time that he had encountered such an incident. (ANI)

That’s what you get when you don’t give your “secretary” a raise. But seriously, I don’t think this guy will be giving anyone a hard time.

Probably the most interesting part of the story isn’t that this guy looked down to see that his wang was detached, it was the fact that Sin Chew Daily reported the story. I’d be a fool not to realize that all this paper does in report on people having their dick bit off. Which evidently is a big business in Kuala Lumpur because they named an entire paper after it.