This lady must have went to medical school, because this is news to me. That’s right folks, vaginas don’t talk. They’ll spit, queef, and give you some awful social diseases, but they will not talk.

P.S. I know for a fact that if I really wanted to, I could find a video of a talking vagina. I don’t mean some Final Cut Pro edited shit, but I’m talking about a chick that can actually make her who-who say hello by using a bottle of Perrier and a couple ping pong balls. Fortunately for all of us, I’m not motivated enough right now to find this video…right now.