Don Chavez

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have been born with an extra appendage. Nothing extreme or life endangering like having two heads, but something cool like an extra finger so I could fuck with people when I’m hammered at the bar.

Low and behold, this guy comes out of nowhere with two belly buttons. That’s right, he was born with two umbilical cords and now picks twice the lint out of his midsection every day.

So the question for you guys is whether or not having two belly buttons is cool?

FYI, this is my way of saying I just got my site redesigned and you guys are supposed to start commenting the shit out of every post I make. It’s kinda like how your parents are letting you live at home right now. Be as lazy as you want, but if you take the trash out once a week, they’ll let you stay for another month.

So go to it and put your garbage in my comment section.