Great shot at a viral video, but this one got the fake stamp of approval right from the get go. Why, besides that it happened right outside the office of a dot com company? Well for starters, everyone knows that you jerk off while your driving, not while parked on a busy street. It’s much harder to spot someone with a grip on their purple headed warrior if they’re on the move.

Add to the fact that the guy seemed pretty clueless that someone was approaching the car, which is pretty much bullshit. If you’re choking the chicken in public you are aware of all of your surroundings unless you are so fucked up that David Hasselhoff wishes he was in your state of mind.

Regardless, these fucks pulled it off well enough to get me to post this. Now for those of you looking to do this sort of video the right way, you hire a hot chick will huge cans to be the actor in the car. Not funny at all, but you’ll get twice as many views.

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