Shocking news on the Lingerie Football League front. The New England Euphoria’s debut season has been postponed due to a lack of venue. It’s like I said when they announced that New England was getting a franchise a few months ago, nobody is going to pay to see these girls play football, when they can go across the street and experience the Providence ballet (i.e. The Foxy Lady, Cheaters, Club Fantasies, etc.) for almost the same price.

My suggestion is to send this franchise to Hartford. That city has been dying for a football team and almost stole the Patriots away from Foxborough. Plus there’s absolutely nothing to do in Hartford other than to get drunk and swap wives.

NE Euphoria season canceled postponed -NE Euphoria Twitter