When did Kelly Clarkson decide that shitty music was more important than being a hot piece of ass? Or did she just have a couple of kids and I didn’t hear about it? Hey, I’m just here to help. Maybe she’ll read this post, get motivated and hit the gym – or just go into a Haagen-Dazs induced coma.

I kid only because I care. After the break, more of Kelly Clarkson’s Sir Mix Alot audition.