Don Chavez

An anthropologist in Germany dug up something really old, like 35,000 years old, saw two bumps on it and has made the stunning proclamation that humans have always been obsessed with sex.

“If there’s one conclusion you want to draw from this, it’s that an obsession with sex goes back at least 35,000 years,” University of Cambridge anthropologist Paul Mellars told LiveScience. He was not involved in the new finding. “But if humans hadn’t been largely obsessed with sex they wouldn’t have survived for the first 2 million years. None of this is at all surprising.”

No shit, huh? I’m sorry, but you have to be pretty sex depraved (possibly a virgin) to look at this and scream “Titties!”. For one thing, there’s no head, wait that doesn’t really help my argument.

Um, well just take a look at the boob salad on this figurine. You know that the titties back in the day were all National Geographic and shit, and this figurine is sporting some Hollywood’s finest surgically enhanced tits ever.

So what it comes down to is this – if these people are getting all sorts of grant money to dig holes in the Earth to figure out if people have always loved to fuck, let me save them the trouble. Yes, humans have always loved to fuck.

P.S. Is it just me, or does this look like someone slapped a pair of tits on my Thanksgiving Day turkey?

Eye catching headline for dull story – Yahoo