I can remember the first USB flash drive I saw. It was my first job out of college and the head of security was a former Army Ranger. He busted a USB drive that was on a necklace similar to the chain that you would wear dog tags on. It was pretty cool that while I was still burning stuff to a CD, this guy had a bad ass flash drive that he could take with him anywhere. At the time, he probably dropped over $100 for that nifty top of the line gadget.

Fast forward about seven years and the USB flash drive is a little bit cheaper, and 900% cheesier. Don’t believe me? After the break, take a look at some of the strange USB flash drives that are currently on the market.