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The countdown to Summer is on, and there’s nothing I love more than going to the beach, getting sunburned, and pounding beers. In the spirit of helping you live my beach bum lifestyle, I’ve partnered with Superfan Coolers to bring you an exclusive contest.
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24
“What’s this light beer bullshit?”
Almost empty, be a doll and go fetch another beer for me will yah baby?
oh and in the spirit of Don Chavez…
“Beer me Dos Equis Por Favor”
Oh yeah this stuff is so much better than what we were getting out of hose boobie things dad likes so much!
I hate you and I want a divorce.
Dos Equis…Stay thirsty, my…kids?
I wish the paparazzi would just leave me and my bitch alone for once.
“Next thing I saw was mommy doing this to daddy.”
Deep behind the empty gaze from Miranda’s eyes was a churning factory of emotion. “Who was that last night? Does Juan still care for me? Will we be together forever? Why did I awaken in a warm pool of my own urine?”
The beer left a bitter taste in her mouth. It seemed something more powerful would be necessary to slow down her ever spinning mind. A Quaalude?
Juan sat next to her. He drank his beer quietly, stared at the sea and thought about thundercats and chorizo. The smell of a fart accompanied a quiet yet noticeable squeak. To Juan the world was at peace.
Whaddaya say you and I blow this joint and I give you a reason to change that diaper…
“Mom and dad relaxing at the beach after they had their 5th kid”
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Who the hell’s putting there Kool’s out in my beer? This beer’s from Persia! Persia!
I swear to God if those kids go in the deep end one more time and I have to get up…
+1 for the Trading Places reference. Karate man bleeds from the inside.
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Couple more of these bad boys and that shirt will come right off. I love Spring Break!
Eh Billy, why am I seeing double????? Ahhhh, send another one!!!
Next week on Little People, Big World….
Young Kara Anne and Edward Kennedy Jr., Martha’s Vineyard, Circa 1970
Damn, I wish the paparazzi would just leave alone for one day!
Okay, I did not intend to have three identical-ish entries here. Don said my comments got caught up in spam then he released them so now you have three. I am not an idiot. At least not for that reason.
Shut up and drink your beer, if anyone asks say that we have the same disease as Benjamin Button.
Seriously… I just dont get it with the whole anal thing… A) You lied because it DID hurt like hell… and B) Thats just disgusting… you are never touching me again.