Don Chavez

What a minute. There’s a fucking handbook on how to fuck over the tax payers? Where do I sign up? I guess I’ve been losing millions by spending my time writing on this blog instead of trying to screw you and your children out of your tax dollars.

Speaking of shitty government policies, how about social security? Let’s say your parents are both 50 years old, and they have been paying the maximum amount towards social security for the past 20 years. Using some rough goof ball math, that’s over $1M they would have contributed. Now let’s say on your 20th birthday, Mom & Dad go to a swingers party, Mom plays turtle with 12 hairy men while Dad gets doubled up by two fat chicks. Dad has about ten Gin and tonics and decides to drive home while dressed as the biker from the Village People. On the way home, they hit a telephone, the car goes up in flames, and they both die because they’re unconscious. In the meantime the whole incident is documented in the local paper, and there is a picture of your father burnt to a crisp wearing leather chaps circulating on the Internet. Your life is in shambles and you’re barely a man. Oh, and you know how much of that $1M + of social security money you’ll see?

$510