
The ladies at College Candy discovered a new facial treatment that a Norwegian company is selling for a whopping $250 a pop. It’s pretty much a non-story until you find out what it’s made out of…
A Norwegian company called Bioforskning (which sounds like the owner may have had a mouthful of something when she was asked to name the company) has developed a facial treatment to minimize wrinkles and smooth skin utilizing spermine, an element in human sperm.
That’s right. Someone is charging to put jizz on people’s faces. I’m assuming that the $250 you are paying is to have it applied by a tongue depressor rather than by the usual method.
Hopefully this company will start advertising in Cosmo, and soon it will be open season fellas! For some reason chicks believe everything they read in Cosmo, but usually it does more harm then good. I swear, there are women out there that would stick a carrot in their ear during sex, if Cosmo told them that it would help them climax.
No word yet on whether or not you can bill your insurance company for the treatment.
Jizz on your face? – College Candy