Man, all that cackling was brutal. So I guess this is a game that chicks play called ‘spear the hole’. Tonight is date night, so I think I’ll try and woo my chick with that phrase.

“Hey baby, let’s go play ‘spear the hole’”.

Ehh, it probably won’t go over too well. I’ll probably just stick with my best line which is “wanna get a pizza and fuck?”

But seriously, how can chicks bitch at us about hanging out watching sports, farting and drinking beer? They run around the back yard with plungers and rolls of toilet paper in between their legs and simulate sex.

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