
It’s time for round 2 of the Superfan Coolers caption contest giveaway. In case you missed this last week, you still have time to enter. All you need to do is leave a caption on this photo, and you’re automatically entered. After week four, I will choose the winner and they’ll receive a cooler of the choice (up to $50 in value) from Superfan Coolers.
You can then take that cooler, load it with beer and ice, and throw a big party. Maybe you’ll even get lucky because some girl will get drunk off the beer in your cooler, and they’ll only be two people you can thank for that…me and Superfan Coolers.
Click here to visit Superfan Coolers because they’re rock, then drop your caption in the comment section.
Wow it really is that small even before shrinkage kicks in!
“Either you have seaweed in your trunks or you need a lesson in manscaping”
I’ll have to be REALLY drunk…
“So I put this where?”
“damn, salt water doesn’t actually wash the crabs away”
“Wait aren’t most watersnakes black?”
Doesn’t this netting underwear bother you?
“hahahahahahahahaha!”
There’s no way that little thing is eight inches. I’m not as dumb as I look.
I just wanted to say hi to sweet Peter the womb beater…..
Shrinkage? What’s shrinkage?
A tadpole? But this is saltwater…
“Shit. Mine’s bigger”
So that’s what a mangina looks like.
You say that a barracuda did this to you? I warned you to take off that shiny piercing…
I still can’t find it
What do you mean you need a carp mouth on that?
Wow, Stephanie… we had to come all the way to Belize, but the sex change operation went great!
Nope… I have seen MUCH bigger… Now you owe me a beer.
It’s not THAT cold.