Don Chavez

Rachel exercises in her G-string – Totally Crap
Awesome skate slams – Kontraband
Guy knocks out girl. One word…class. – Nothing Toxic
The wood peg satisfies again – Atom
Lady Ga Ga doesn’t wear a bra – Glamzilla
Hot chicks with guitars – Uncoached
Tasty big canned model of the day – Barstool Sports
Hump Day hotties – Funtasticus
Handball just got sexy – Busted Coverage
Kim Kardashian in a bikini playing with some balls – Camel Tap
Rick Fox’ POA sister – On 205th
Hot chicks making out – HGOM
Review of Michael Irvin’s new show – Bachelor Guy
Eliza Duschku topless, but covered (NSFW ads) – Dirty Rotten Whore
I wanna be sedated. Err, or your kids do. – Blog of Hilarity
Holly Madison in a bikini – Use My Computer
Carrie Underwood tries to give you wood – NS4W
Sexy Japanese braud – Gunaxin
10 tips to grill like a man – Tasty Booze
Top websites for laughing at other people – YepYep
White people, white problems – Manofest
Sparks meet erotica. Sounds weird, but it’s not. – Demonicious

This is why I don’t ride bicycles. You never know when you’ll find yourself with a face full of mud just as your buddy is standing by with his digital camera to capture the moment.

Via The Telegraph

A VAT Tribunal decided they were, a High Court judge said they were not.

The appeal judges have now reinstated the tribunal decision, leaving Procter and Gamble, makers of the snack, liable for £100 million of past VAT and £20 million a year in the future.

But a spokesperson for Procter and Gamble said the company had an agreement with HMRC while the appeal was pending and continued to pay VAT on the product and so there were no back taxes to pay.

Food products are usually zero-rated for VAT, but one of the exceptions is the humble potato crisp.

The VAT Act 1994 singles out the snack for tax purposes with the words:

“Any of the following when packaged for human consumption without further preparation, namely, potato crisps, potato sticks, potato puffs and similar products made from the potato, or from potato flour, or from potato starch, and savoury products obtained by the swelling of cereals or cereal products; and salted or roasted nuts other than nuts in shell.”

And the Brits wonder why our ancestors braved disease and famine on a couple of rickety old boats? Everyone knows that Pringles are not potato chips, and this is merely an attempt by the British government to extort money from Proctor & Gamble via a tax loophole.

In related news, I’m 100% sure that the Pringles guy is standing next to a gay bee.

Marisa Miller was on Ellen promoting Shape magazine and the fact that she has one of the hottest bodies on this planet. Ellen looked as uncomfortable as a me at an Indigo Girls concert, probably because she wanted to make some bearded clam chowder with her guest.

Bravo Ellen, I applaud your restraint.

FYI – NSFW audio

This right here is like the merging of two great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges (Wedding Crashers). I don’t know why anyone else hasn’t thought of making this video, but is there anything better right now that a) Kenny Powers and b) Keyboard Cat? I don’t think so.

So fuck that noise. It’s time to butt fuck this party.