Don Chavez

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It amazes me how stupid some people are. Not so much that there are stupid people, but the fact that this wonderful country is able to accomplish anything, given that there are so many stupid people here.

Now if you head over to Barstool Sports and read this article, you’ll understand why I wrote this post, and why I posted the picture above that is not of the volleyball player Nicole Midwin.

Last I heard of Drew Bledsoe, he was being quoted something along the lines of how he was happy to be retired from the NFL. But what’s a fella to do after he’s hung up his cleats and has outgrown the “stage diving at rock clubs” phase?

The answer is simple, start hocking booze and money.

It was out of random curiosity that I found my way to DrewBledsoe.com and saw that he’s the founder of Doubleback Wine as well as Bledsoe Capital Group. He also founded Parenting with Dignity, which I imagine is something similar to the Human Fund.

It seems like a stark contrast to many former athletes that piss all of their money away, then call up HBO Real Sports looking to make a few bucks from some B.S. interview. Bledsoe actually looks like he knows what he’s doing and seems to have an active role in at least the wine business.

Ya, so that’s about it. Sorry there’s no dick joke in this post. Alright, one quick one. Go ask your co-worker if they know what a dickfor is.

The photo above is of Andrew Mizsak Sr. & Andrew Mizsak Jr.. I’d like to tell you a story about them. The two Andys live together in the town of Beford, OH. Andy Junior is 28 years old, has a kick as bedroom in Senior’s basement, and he’s also on the board of education. Yaaay! Junior also has a kick ass Myspace page which you can find here.

One day, Junior and Senior were not getting along. So much so, that Junior threw his trough of food across the kitchen, balled up his fist and showed it to Senior. What could Senior have possible said to enrage a Bedford, Ohio Board of Education member? He told him to clean his fucking room!

Evidently, Junior likes to live in filth and when Senior called him out on his rent free digs, 911 had to be called to prevent Junior from stomping out pops.

Everything aside, my favorite part of the story is Senior’s quote from Cleveland.com…

The senior Mizsak, 63, wouldn’t press charges and told police, “I don’t want to ruin his political career.”

Well I think it’s safe to score this one Senior-1, Junior-0.

via Cleveland.com