Don Chavez

Busted Coverage has put together a nice post that will reminder you that all things related to racy cheerleader photos do not come via the United States. Our European counterparts do a fine job of recruiting trashy ladies, putting them in tiny outfits, and having them dance provocatively for the masses.

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ANDERSONVILLE — A Maryville man found wearing only women’s lingerie and thong panties traded them in for a jailhouse jumpsuit after being arrested in Anderson County on charges of aggravated burglary, auto burglary and vandalism Monday.

Anderson County Sheriff’s Department deputies caught up to Larry Stephen Moore II, 42, in an abandoned farm house after following his footprints from a nearby Andersonville home where a burglary had been reported.

Moore jumped headfirst from a second-floor bathroom window when officers first approached him, according to Chief Deputy Mark Lucas.

The suspect was found face down in the yard, wearing only the lingerie, Lucas said.

Wasn’t this an episode of Scooby Doo? In this day and age, who the hell follows footprints and it leads directly to a cross dressing sleeping criminal? Congrats to the gang on another crime solved.

What is it about unicorns that attracts the freaks? Did I say freaks? I meant the Heroin addicts.

Somewhere in time, someone ate some shrooms and decided to glue a horn to their horse. This created the legend of the magical creature, and eventually led to some horrible artwork. To be honest, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture with a unicorn that didn’t make me think wtf.

After the break, you’ll be saying it too.

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Man, all that cackling was brutal. So I guess this is a game that chicks play called ‘spear the hole’. Tonight is date night, so I think I’ll try and woo my chick with that phrase.

“Hey baby, let’s go play ‘spear the hole’”.

Ehh, it probably won’t go over too well. I’ll probably just stick with my best line which is “wanna get a pizza and fuck?”

But seriously, how can chicks bitch at us about hanging out watching sports, farting and drinking beer? They run around the back yard with plungers and rolls of toilet paper in between their legs and simulate sex.

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